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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

SPOTLIGHT: THE ROTTEN FOOD COOK BOOK - SHANE VAN DE VORSTENBOSCH






The Rotten Food Cookbook

The Rotten Food Cookbook is a parody cookbook with each recipe a food poisoning disaster. Through blatant mistakes and bad puns, the reader is exposed to numerous potential kitchen disasters, and then given a food safety tip on how to avoid the problem.

The book is primarily aimed at anyone in the hospitality industry, but there is a challenge in the book for everyone.

Purchase The Rotten Food Cook Book


About the Author



 I am an Australian and live in Sydney. I have been running my own business for 15 years and the book and a father for 21. This book has allowed me to merge my business experience with my "dad jokes". Once upon a time I was an engineer but now have trouble spelling it.





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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

AUTHOR INTERVIEW: Timothy Starnes

I am SO excited to share an author interview with you guys today! I had the pleasure of interviewing Timothy Starnes, who is an incredibly talented playwright! You can follow him on twitter, @MrTimtheWriter, and check out a few of his plays here!!

Thank you Tim for taking the time to grant me an interview and I wish you all the best of success with your future endeavors! 





·         When did you first realize that you wanted to be a writer?
I think I always knew I wanted to write, without knowing it. Growing up, I always knew I wanted to be an impresario. I’ve always loved entertaining others, and making my ideas come to life. I never really acted on it, though, until I grew older. Growing up where I grew up, doing such things really wasn’t an option. That is why, when it was time for college, I left. That is some advice I give to anyone out there – if you can’t do what you want where you live, go off to pursue it. If your family doesn’t support you, don’t fret, it will always be a sore spot, but, you’ll quickly find others that support you.

·         What inspired you to write plays?
Originally, I wanted to write novels, that was a dream back in High School of mine. However, as time went on, I realized that it wouldn’t quite work out. While some writers say they “think in words,” I always see everything as if it is a movie running through my head – I imagine the way the characters look, the way they move, how they sound, how the world is around them – as if I were a movie director. I would spend pages of description with no dialogue, which does not make for a good novel. I put off writing for a while to find myself in college, then wrote a stageplay on a whim. That play was The Color of Coalsmoke, which ended up being my first published work. It was written over the course of two nights, in creative desperation.

·         How many plays have you written?
Currently, my catalog rests at five. However, my catalog is always growing. I intend to have at least five new releases out this year, time permitting. Three of these releases are written and simply awaiting release. One being Sassafras Cannon, my latest work, which will be releasing very soon, and two shorts, one being a return of some favorite characters, taking the middle slot in their planned trilogy.

·         What are you currently working on?
Currently, I am working on musical-izing Tune In, an already-published play of mine, about an unlikely group of society-made rebels that come into the ownership of a television station. It is a lampooning of educational public television, which I grew up watching the children’s block of while I was growing up. Some of the characters are parodies of real figures from such channels. I consider it a parody of America at its core, really.
I am also working on the later stages of outlining Re:Public, the sequel to Sassafras Cannon, my latest project, which is preparing to be released by Off the Wall Plays. I didn’t quite intend to write a sequel for it, but after the production wrapped, there was much interest and outcry for one, so, here I am.

·         Which of your plays was the hardest to write?
The hardest, so far, has been Sassafras Cannon, which is considered my best work to date. I write like many comedia and vaudeville writers – each scene contains some sort of joke or trick, and the storyline is written around these portions. It was a challenge to come up with these scenes, along with writing the storyline which took place in both the real world, and the world of the play. It took many re-writes to make the time-twisting nature work. There around 15 versions of the first scene, alone. The final cut was a mixture of the best pieces from all drafts.

·         Who is your favorite character from one of your stories?
I would have to say my favorite is Mr. Feltbetter, a parody of Mr. Rogers of fame in America. I watched a lot of Mr. Rogers as a kid, and it is great fun to create a fictional alternate persona that is nothing like him. I also like to use his character as commentary of the current state of social politics and the arts in America right now. That was the inspiration for the first play he shows up in, Tune In, which is actually the spinoff to a play I haven’t finished writing yet. So, in this case, the spinoff came before the original, but, in this case, it works well.

·         What do you do when you’re not writing?
Honestly, to my own torture, sometimes, I’m one of those people that never stops working. Generally, I am always brainstorming, and when not doing that, I’m working on my freelance work, which I do as well for both income, getting my name out there, and practice. Again, to my own torture sometimes, I am an activity-hound, as well. Any time there is an opportunity to go out to eat, throw a party, or travel, I’m there.

·         What is the strangest writing habit that you have?
I have a tendency, when working on dialog or stage directions, to act out things I write from my chair. I have had a few occasions where I’ve been walked in on reciting some sort of punchline while posing from my chair like a follies showgirl. Not my prettiest of moments.

·         In your opinion, what is the hardest part of getting published?
I believe that in the publishing industry, if you aren’t self-publishing, you have a direct need to prove yourself a viable investment before you will be taken seriously. The first time getting published is a lot of times a stroke of sheer luck. However, once that bolder is rolling, you will find an easier and easier time to find a publisher and support. If you take the route of self-publishing, you will have to overcome the challenge of it, as many will consider your work sub-par, since it was not picked up by an official publisher. You will fight an uphill battle to get readers. However, I know many self-published writers that end up doing very well.

·         If you had to choose, what would you say is the most important thing an aspiring writer needs to do if they’re trying to get published?
Have patience, in multiple forms. Loads of patience. Bushels of patience. Never enough patience. Without it, you’re doomed to give up.

·         Who would you say has influenced your writing the most?
My works are influenced by my partner of many years, Savannah, who is a constant source of material. In every play there is a character based on her, and, truly, the roles are written as a role I know she would like to play. It acts as a bit of quality assurance.

·         What famous person would you love to have as a fan of your work?
If he was still alive, I would really enjoy Roald Dahl being a fan, as his works really inspired me and created the foundations for my creativity as a child - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, and others. I think his stories really drilled in the “make anything possible” part of my creative identity into my skull. So, in a way, I have to thank much of my success to him, as it has been a major part of my early writing successes. I once interviewed Al Lowe, the creator of the Leisure Suit Larry games, who said something that really stuck with me. “Hit em’ where they ain’t” – when I asked him about his process of creating games. I think that is the best way to explain my philosophy as well.

·         I see you have two plays that involve Southern foods. As a Southerner myself, I love Southern cooking. Do you have any favorite Southern foods?
Oh, of course. There is nothing better than brunch. I was partially raised by grandparents, who were all born, raised, and lived in North Carolina all their lives. Needless to say, I grew up around rich southern foods and potluck dinners. I can’t say I have a favorite, but, I love it all.

·         Where did you get the idea for In the Drink?
In the Drink was actually a prototype for Sassafras Cannon, which I used to test the unique humor of the script on a test audience. It was a changed-up version of the script, with only two of the characters instead of the entire cast, with some re-done personalities to make them different. Once In the Drink did well, I took it as my clear to write Sassafras Cannon.

·         You were the acting producer for your show, Sassafras Cannon. What was that experience like? What was your favorite aspect of being the producer? 
Well, since I’m being completely honest, here, the content of the show was completely inappropriate for the organization funding it, and the opening night performance space. I won’t name the organization or space, though; I don’t have time for a lawsuit. Some aspects of being producer were fun and great, and others, challenging. To preface this, I had some of the best, top-tier talent on my production staff that I could ever ask for. Casting and getting the show put together was tough due to the fact that most of our actors were entering rehearsals for Sassafras Cannon as soon as they had wrapped up a particularly disastrous/difficult school production, and were studying the script even while still in the school show. As the show is set in the American Civil War, it contained language and phrasing that wasn’t exactly easy to remember, but, they pulled through. On my side, I had to cover up much about the show in order to keep its funding. Some of that process was quite stressful – alongside that, I had to oversee auditions in the opening night space (it was a traveling show, playing two places over two nights), then setup on opening night, which included themed refreshments and the such. At the end of it all, it really was a beautiful night. Like I said earlier, I’ve always loved entertaining people and being a showman, so, I find that the best part came inherently in that. When you’re in my position, the most relieving sound is that of the audience laughing.

·         Do you shy away from subjects that people might find offensive or are you more likely to “push the envelope”?
Yes, without a doubt, I push the envelope. In my opinion, there is no social change without someone pushing the envelope, even though, I’ll be the first to admit that I’m really not out to change the world, I just seek to entertain people. As part of my style, I use only Machiavellian characters, and utilize moral gray areas to tell my stories. Why? I want the audience to see the other side of the issue. For example, in Tune In, the main cast of characters is made up of rejects not of their own making. The storyline follows them as they start a television station, rip off the entire town, run a nursing home drug ring, ruin a child pageant, bribe the court, and other escapades. What I prefer to leave the audience is – you enjoyed these characters during the show no matter what they were doing… Was what they were doing really all that wrong, in their case? That is what is special about being able to write comedy – with roots in reality, the audience leaves laughing, but starts thinking on the ride home.

·         You are studying Criminal Justice and Political Science. Has studying these two subjects helped in developing your stories or your characters?
Yes, but I would say that history has been much more of an effect on my work than either of those two. I particularly enjoy playing on history, as it is interesting to see how far our culture has come. Some things like patent medicines and ancestor worship were considered real things then, as compared to now – so it is always fun to revisit this and poke fun, with the ultimate twist being that 100 years from now, the same thing will be happening with our computers and flatscreen televisions. They’ll be considered archaic and silly.

·         Where have your plays been performed?
Currently, the most of my plays that have been performed have been through a direct connection with me – some of those places include UNC Charlotte, and other locations in the North Carolina area. I’ve had performances not directly involved with my interaction or direction, as well.

·         If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could have ONE character from one of your plays on the island with you, who would it be and why?
Orpheus, from Sassafras Cannon. He’s the butler who can fix anything. He’d find a way to get us off the island! Well, either that or kill me. Go read the script. You’ll figure out why.





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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Madeline Cain: Adventures in Fashion - Emily Craven + Review + GIVEAWAYS!

BLURB:

Madeline Cain knows that after six chaotic months, the rest of her time in New York City will be smooth sailing with Kevin -- her new squeeze -- by her side. That is, until Madeline's idols drop a bombshell - she needs to pick a specialization before the year is out or risk losing the career of her dreams. The problem? She's about as sure of her photographic passion as a hiker is of outrunning a bear.

Thus Madeline begins her search for her one true path with student-arranged assignments featuring certifiably insane children, lip-synching rockers, a dog whisperer, and… zombies? But it’s not until Madeline secures a 'life-debt' by saving a potential mobster from a gun-wielding cross-dresser that she sets her sights on an amazing internship opportunity.

Is her new patron really part of the mob? Can she nail this internship when all her experiments are going to hell? And how does she deal with Kevin's obsession over her escapades?

Written as though you’re reading Madeline's Facebook page, Adventures in Fashion will leave you giggling on the floor as Maddie posts about the second half of her Big Apple adventure.


Excerpt: 

Enough was enough. The constant thought storm was getting me nowhere except nauseous.

So I asked myself: what would Mum do?

The answer?  A pros and cons list.

**PROS & CONS**

PRO: Sorella is awesome-sauce on wonder-bread. If you could crack her brain, gold would surely fall out. You’d be rich. In knowledge that is, not golden brains.

CON: Ted just told a room full of women who have nothing else to do with their time, about an opportunity that allows them to get high-end fashion for free. Competition is going to be like a cage fight with a chimera.

PRO: You’re not done with NYC, not even close. Leaving the city after a year is like licking the outside of a chocolate ice cream and never taking a bite. This job gets you a green card so you can go past licking and crack open that chocolate casing to suck on that sweet, sweet creamy centre.

CON: How are you going to build a portfolio of fashion snaps when your wardrobe consists of broken high heels and jackets worn by waiters at a pizza store? You’ve got five planned gigs, but can’t guarantee all your subjects aren’t going to be colour blind, let alone wearing underwear. To turn this to a PRO, you need clothes that make people look good, rather than look like an 80’s boy band.

PRO: Your boyfriend is hot, he’s not camera shy, and is one model that will get a kick out of you fussing over him for hours. Perfect for underwear modelling. Use this gift wisely.

CON: Not really committed to fashion. Doesn’t mean it won’t become an obsession that sees me horde hundreds of Jimmy Choos, but just that I was never that girl who cut out outfits from my Mum’s magazines and made them for my Barbies. I had mud pies that needed making and smooshing in my brother’s face. To turn this into a PRO I need to learn how to make people look cool. You can learn fashion from watching America’s Next Top Model right?

CON: Having to listen to Tara Banks on America’s Next Top Model.
PRO: Clothes. Lots of them.

CON: Models. Lots of them. Could end up in a situation where I give into the urge to bludgeon them with a camera.

PRO: You would have a real photography job, one that supported a healthy diet and regular bowel movements. One that makes use of everything you’ve learnt this year, making you an expert, a player, a person of interest but for the right reasons, not because you were followed by a man with a fake moustache. It would give you some direction, a clear path, a strong mentor, a specialisation rather than playing ‘hobbies’ like you use to play ‘dress ups’.

CON: You could stuff it all up.

Review: 

**I received this book via Goddess Fish Promotions and the author in exchange for an honest review. Any thoughts and opinions are my own.** 


The way this book was written was a very interesting concept. You're reading Facebook posts from Madeline and her friends and family. With technology the way it is these days and most people glued to their phones/tablets and spreading news they learned via Facebook, I found it very relatable and easy to read. 

The jams that Madeline seems to get herself into are really funny! I found myself chuckling out loud to this book and I don't do that very often. This is a quick read but it is a lot of fun and the characters are very lovable! I did get a little antsy waiting to find out whether Dom was actually in the mob or not. This is a great read, well-written, and completely different than a lot of the other YA books I've seen out lately. I cannot wait to see more from Emily Craven!

About the Author: 



Emily Craven was first inspired to placed pen to paper when she was 13, after she learnt her favourite author, Isobelle Carmody, began her first novel at 14. Emily finished three books while completing a Bachelor of Science (Space Science and Astrophysics and Geophysics) at the University of Adelaide. So technically, she can claim to be an astrophysicist (stars), geophysicist (rocks) and writer (crazy). She writes YA fiction, fantasy and non-fiction and teaches teenagers storytelling.

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Friday, January 30, 2015

31 Days of Better Blogging: Day 30 - Brainstorming


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Day 30 is all about brainstorming!! 


As a writer, brainstorming is very important to me. Some of the best ideas I've had in my writing and in other areas of my life have come from brainstorming sessions. I've also wondered about my sanity during brainstorming situations. There are some scary things floating around in this head! 

I have five tips for brainstorming. These are things that I use to help me come up with ideas: 
  • Listen to music that fits the mood or theme of whatever you're trying to come up with. For example, I listen to a lot of jazz music when I'm trying to develop characters. I like characters who have soft and hard edges like some jazz music so sometimes I grab my headphones, turn up the volume, and lay back on the couch until something comes to me. (Or I fall asleep. Don't do this if you're sleepy.) 
  • Write down everything. Dump it all out on a piece of paper, a Word document, a note app on your phone, or even a cocktail napkin. Whatever you have on hand, write everything in your brain on that. When I was working in retail and I came across a brilliant idea, I'd write it down on receipt paper. I ended up with stacks and stacks of little notes but it helped me keep from forgetting my ideas. 
  • Phone a friend. Or text. Bounce ideas off of someone you trust who will not judge you if you send them a message at 3 A.M. Especially if that message says something like , "I created a fictional cat in this story because I want a cat and the hubs says we can't have one." (Not that I've sent something like that to anyone.) 
  • Get a hobby. I've had some "lightbulb" moments while I was immersed in one of my favorite hobbies. There are several times I've been working on a piece of jewelry and think about what it would look like on a character. Usually a dead character but beggars can't be choosers, right? 
  • Have a good sense of humor. Allow yourself to be silly, even more so when you're getting frustrated with yourself or the situation. Find something funny in your brainstorming process and give yourself a good laugh. Don't be so serious! 
I hope some of my tips help with your brainstorming process. What are some things you do to help brainstorm? 






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Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Nerd Blast: My Ex From Hell - Tellulah Darling + Giveaway!!!



Sixteen-year-old Sophie Bloom wishes she’d been taught the following:

a) Bad boy’s presence (TrOuBlE) + teen girl’s brain (DraMa) = TrAuMa (Highly unstable and very volatile.)

b) The Genus Greekulum Godissimus is notable for three traits: 1) awesome abilities, 2) grudges, and 3) hook-ups, break-ups, and in-fighting that puts cable to shame.

Prior to the Halloween dance, Sophie figures her worst problems involve adolescent theatrics, bitchy teen yoga girls, and being on probation at her boarding school for mouthy behaviour. Then she meets bad boy Kai and gets the kiss that rocks her world.

Literally.

This breath stealing lip lock reawakens Sophie’s true identity: Persephone, Goddess of Spring. She’s key to saving humanity in the war between the Underworld and Olympus, target numero uno of Hades and Zeus, and totally screwed.

Plus there’s also the little issue that Sophie’s last memory as Persephone was just before someone tried to murder her.

Big picture: master her powers, get her memories back, defeat Persephone’s would be assassin, and save the world. Also, sneak into the Underworld to retrieve stolen property, battle the minions of Hades and Zeus, outwit psycho nymphs, slay a dragon, rescue a classmate, keep from getting her butt expelled from the one place designed to keep her safe …

… and stop kissing Kai, Prince of the Underworld.

My Ex From Hell is a YA romantic comedy, Greek mythology smackdown. Love meets comedy with a whole lot of sass in book one of this teen fantasy romance series. Compared to Kai and Sophie, Romeo and Juliet had it easy.




ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Tellulah Darling

noun


1. YA romantic comedy author because her first kiss sucked and she's compensating.

2. Alter ego of former screenwriter.
3. Sassy minx.



Writes about: where love meets comedy. Awkwardness ensues.

Sassy girls. Swoony boys. What could go wrong?


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